Nikki Glaser cut roast joke about Tom Brady kissing his and Bridget Moynahan’s son — but shares it anyway

Nikki Glaser poked fun at Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan’s breakup during his roast — but held back from joking about their son, Jack.

However, the comedian revealed the wisecrack she had cut from “The Roast of Tom Brady” while speaking with Howard Stern Monday.

“I couldn’t say, ‘Tom, hopefully we make out at the afterparty. You can pretend I’m your son,’” she told “Howard Stern Show” listeners, referencing the father-son duo’s kiss on the lips in his 2018 “Tom vs. Time” documentary.

Nikki Glaser cut a joke about Tom Brady kissing his son Jack from his Netflix roast. Getty Images

She shared it anyway on “The Howard Stern Show.” Getty Images for Netflix

“We all just agreed, ‘Let’s not throw the kids under the bus,’” the “FBoy Island” host, 39, explained. “Even though I just did it here.

“We all collectively just decided not to involve his kids too much in anything because they didn’t ask for that,” she continued.

Glaser noted that she thought Brady and Jack’s smooch was “a cute moment that we all took too seriously.”

The comedian’s joke was about Brady kissing Jack in his 2018 documentary. Tom vs Time/Facebook Watch

Glaser didn’t want to throw the 16-year-old “under the bus.” tombrady/Instagram

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She said, “My dad kissed me on the lips as a kid and throughout my adulthood, so I really related to that and never judged in any way.”

While Glaser left the controversial kiss out of Sunday’s Netflix special, she made headlines for a joke about Brady, 46, and Moynahan, 53, breaking up before finding out the actress was pregnant with their now-16-year-old son.

“You retired then came back then retired, I get it,” the “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser” star said. “It’s hard to walk away from something that isn’t your pregnant girlfriend.”

She did poke fun at Jack’s parents’ breakup. WireImage

Brady and Bridget Moynahan split in 2006 before the actress found out she was pregnant. FilmMagic

Moynahan has yet to respond to the dig but did repost a cryptic Instagram quote.

“Loyal people take s–t more personal because they never would’ve did that s–t to you,” the Monday upload read.

Brady’s divorce from Gisele Bündchen, with whom he shares son Benjamin, 14, and daughter Vivian, 11, was also a popular topic during the roast — as was her new romance with jiu-jitsu trainer Joaquim Valente.

The athlete had moved on with Gisele Bündchen by then. gisele/Instagram

The couple went on to welcome son Benjamin and daughter Vivian. gisele/Instagram

The supermodel, 43, was “deeply disappointed” by the jokes, a source later told People.

She reportedly is focused on “support[ing] her children, who were affected by the irresponsible content that was broadcasted.”

Bündchen and Brady married in February 2009 and finalized their divorce in October 2022.